Showing posts with label Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Show all posts

Friday, June 6, 2008

Coco vs Tampa Bay

First, I'd like to point out that the DEVIL rays are a bunch of hooligans and rapscallions. Always have been, always will be. Always throw at Red Sox, and always charge the mound. One even charged the mound in a game Pedro took a no hitter into the ninth. Granted, he was the first hitter of the game, but still. Fools.

Anyway, as Laura said in the comments of my last post, Coco got beaned right in the leg in the second inning with the Sox up 3-1. He took a step towards first base, looked out to the mound, threw his helmet off and charged. DEVIL ray starter, James Sheilds (who earlier beaned Pedrioa), came off the mound took such a powerful swing at it...and just like every other DEVIL ray in history, whiffed. They can't hit anything. Must be the uniform. Crisp ducked and then landed a small punch before being tackled to Navaro. Before I post the link, I'll ask you watch it and look at the fight in it's entirety first, then watch the replays. Crisp throws one punch. See anyone else in the red and white throwing any? Now, Sheilds, understandably throws a punch. Those should be the only two. But look at the replays when they show Crisp up close. Watch how Gomes punches once, twice, three times... you'll lose count. And he's such a pansy about it. Navaro's on top of Crisp holding him down and Gomes is just decking him with punch after punch. I HATE GOMES. Watch Iwamura. He might be pissed still about last night, but he throws a punch or two on Crisp until someone (can't tell who...I think it's Beckett) in a Red Sox jacket pulls him off. Carl Crawford gets in on the action. As Crisp is held by Navaro, being walloped by Gomez and sucker punched by Iwamura, Crawford starts punching Crisp in the head and continues until Jacoby Ellsbury (46) pulls him off. Not one Red Sox besides Crisp throws a blow. Watch Lugo (23 wearing the batting helmet) all over the pile trying to make peace. Anyway, now that I've lectured you, here it is.

Part of me is happy no Red Sox got invovled. Less suspensions. A bigger part of me is disappointed, especially considering how many "men" ganged up on Coco.

I counted 9 punches Gomes threw. One hit Crawford. Stupid DEVIL rays can't hit anything they're suppose to. I count 1 by Iwamura, who was winding up for a second when he was dragged off. I count at least 6 by Crawford, several of which are as Ellsbury's dragging him away. Keep in mind, because players are running infront of cameras and the piles get big, you can't see every punch thrown. I can only imagine how many Gomes threw. Coco said they were scratching at him and pulling his hair. Sounds like a bunch of third grade girls to me.

Last year, I pleaded with the Red Sox to bean A-Rod. I think it's blatantly obvious that this year, Johnny Gomes, Iwamura, and Carl Crawford all have to get it. Iwamura and Crawford got hit tonight. I honestly don't recall Crawford's cause I stepped out for a while. Iwamura was barely grazed on his protective wrist pad on a 3-2 pitch. Doesn't count for retaliation. I'm willing to bet neither did Crawford's, since Lester wasn't ejected after both sides had been warned. I might hit Gomes a few times. I'm really pissed at him. But don't be like the foolish DEVIL rays. They only thing they can do right is lose. Have your starting pitcher throw at someone and get ejected in the second inning in an important game.

No. Wait till your up by 10 runs. This is the DEVIL rays. It's bound to happen, sooner rather than later. Then hit all three in a row. I wouldn't be surprised if the DEVIL rays stranded the bases loaded in that situation.

I don't buy into Tampa Bay. I still doubt they'll finish over .500, never mind make the playoffs. Joe, if the Pirates can put together a winning season anytime in the next 10 years, don't worry about that record. Tampa Bay will surpass the Pirates.

Anyway, a lot happened this game. Ellsbury got hurt making a great catch, Manny got hurt taking a pitch, Manny and Youkilis had a fight in the dugout. Why? Shrug. No one's talking about it. Crazy game. The Red Sox won though, but I guess I don't even really have to mention that, considering who they were playing.

Monday, September 3, 2007

I slept a lot better last night...

The Red Sox beat the Orioles 3-2 Sunday. The win eliminated the Pesky Devil Rays from the AL East Race. 1 team down, 3 to go. The D-Rays are the only team mathematically no longer alive for a division crown, but I bet if we went through the schedules and senerios, a few more teams would be eliminated. Mathematically speaking, Tampa Bay's elimination number from the post season is 6. So, probably some time in the next week or two, we'll be having a Tampa Bay Devil Ray elimination party. Everyone's invited.

p.s.- Baltimore's elimination number in the AL East is 5.