Nevermind.

I just figured out that Pirate games are blacked out in Columbus on MLB.TV.

WHHHAAAAAAT????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!!!!!!!!#%^#%^#$%^@$^@%^@%^@$%^@$%^@%

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?

For the small price of $15/month, any of you can watch all the Pirate games. But I literally have no way to watch a single Pirate game this season. No Nationally televised games. No FSN Pittsburgh in this area. We are far from Pittsburgh. My only option would be to get a really expensive satellite package with FSN Pittsburgh.